You knew it was coming, you knew it had to be! I cannot, nor would not, review horror music and not cover The Misfits. These brilliant minds not only started this whole movement but consistently kept horror music fresh and awesome. Anybody who loves horror themed music would do good to bow down before the Godfathers of horror music and kiss their jet black boots. The Misfits did it first, The Misfits did it best and The Misfits did it the longest. So here is my review, even though I am sure you know my feelings about it by now. So I am going to just tell you why I think The Misfits are the best damn band to ever grace the world with their talent.
One! Sexy Voices!!!!
If there is any horror themed band that can drop panties faster than The Misfits, please do contact me with proof. The Misfits no matter what singer (or hell even what lyrics you are hearing) always sound stupidly sexy. Both Danzig and Graves have that deep booming voice. Both make those pretty haunting “whoooas” and “ooooohhhsss” that make you forget that they are singing about murder and other not so pretty acts. Horror music is no stranger to sounding romantic and there is romantic beauty in the macabre, but The Misfits are not romantic…The Misfits SOUND romantic. They can be romantic, I guess, but mostly the lyrics are wicked and they say some pretty fucked shit, but like a siren they lore you in with pretty voices. Also both Danzig and Graves have an amazing range vocally then you throw in the 50’s doo whoop and the punk rock and all of a sudden it’s wet panties central…just like 50 Shades of Gray only better because talent dictates these things.
Two! Nostalgic content!
Who the fuck hasn’t seen Universal Monster Movies???? Well, maybe a lot of people but those are people we don’t really know here at the Aficionados so for people like us hearing lines from or figuring out what movie they are singing about is fun. You hear “we belong dead” and you get a smile on your face because you know they are referencing The Bride Of Frankenstein and you’re like….”Fuck yes!” it feels good and it was extremely smart for The Misfits to play tribute to these movies through their music. Everyone like to feel nostalgic but when it comes in the form of something new we all get excited. Think about how you feel when the remake of a movie comes out. Your all “blah blah it’s gonna suck” to your friends but deep down inside you are excited and can’t wait to see that shit. Why? Because your child hood memories live but it’s something fresh and new. That is what The Misfits did and why I think they are one of the more universally loved bands… hell even Cee Lo Green likes The Misfits. They knew that people would appreciate the tributes. Just to note they do have a lot of horror themed songs that are not about any movie at all for those that may not be familiar with this band.
Here The Misfits are with Vampira whom they wrote a song about.
Three! Videos!
The Misfits were in their prime when music videos were the shit. Little low budget movies that rocked our socks off and as low budget horror has always been a thing all it’s own The Misfits would naturally make amazing videos. Cheeky horror with just enough grit to make you feel like maybe these guys are psychopaths. They didn’t make a whole bunch of videos but the videos they did make where amazing at least to me. You forget how short a Misfits song is when you hear it and see a video because they are able to tell a story and make a film start to finish in under 3 minutes. Their videos are short films and they are done so well that it counts toward their rating. Seriously watch the video for American Psycho and tell me that video is not amazing.
SIDE NOTE! Graves Vs. Danzig
You will hear a lot of Misfits fans argue that one singer is better than the other. For me I love the both of them and feel that neither of them is any better than the other really. They both work well with the band and are equals when it comes to talent. I will say I’d rather listen to and enjoy Graves more, only because he doesn’t take it to such a dark extreme as Danzig did. Hell after Danzig left Jerry Only started a Christian punk band for a little bit because he felt bad for some of the songs he had preformed. And as someone who loves punk rock you must admit that Graves era is more punkrocky. When it comes down to it though I love this band as a whole, both singers and I know I always will. So for that…
The Misfits 5 out of 5 Brain stabs……duh.
-Ashely Sin Derella
Till next time stay haunted ghoulies!