Killer Condom -review by Gorehound

 

Troma produced films aren’t for everyone. I, for one, love them. Lloyd Kaufman is a genius when it comes to low-budget movies. As a makeup artist you have to love the over the top makeup effects and copious amounts of blood.

Killer Condom starts off in a brothel. Something evil is lurking in the night stands hungry for penis. The main character is a gritty gay detective Luigi Mackeroni.

Even though he’s a cop he enjoys paying a cute boy toy to ram his huge cock in some man-gina.

After Detective Mackeroni loses a testicle to the ravenous rubber it becomes personal.

Killer Condom is in German, which is bizarre because it takes place in New York City. So if you don’t speak Deutsch you will be reading subtitles. Not a big deal, but I’m warning you if you don’t like reading during a movie. There is plenty of sex, tons of blood, penis, a creepy drag queen, and gore. You may find yourself cringing and holding your crotch like this guy.

Fear not, the Killer Condom isn’t a freak of nature. There is a larger plot to this dick dissecting madness. You’ll just have to watch the movie to find out more.

Ralph Konig wrote the comic book Killer Condom which the film is based on. Although I like this movie, Troma has better offerings, like Terror Firmer and The Toxic Avenger.

Killer Condom isn’t one of the most famous or infamous Troma movie, but I still recommend watching it for a good laugh.

– Gorehound

I Spit on Your Grave (1978) -review by Gorehound

 

This classic celluloid makes me wet!

The movie starts off with the main character Jennifer. She is a writer getting away from the city to concentrate on her new novel.

She is a ‘tight little number’ according to the white trash, degenerate, retards she runs into at the po-dunk gas station.

She arrives at her getaway cabin which is most relaxing, just what she is looking for.

This is when these guys decide to pay her a visit. They believe her to be the right bitch to deflower their retard friend. Only they didn’t know just who they were fucking with.

The degenerates, Jonny the leader, Stanley, Andy, and the simpleton Matthew, break into her house and the fun begins. This is followed by rape, revenge, and tons of gore.

It has about a thirty minute legendary, horrifying, rape scene, wow!

There is bush, tits, and ass. Can’t go wrong there. Did I mention the vivid rape scene! For all you jungle bush pussy lovers and anal pervs this is right up your alley.

The best parts are when she comes back and tortures every single on of those sub-human fuckers in her own unique way.

I won’t give away the fun parts. Let’s just say you should NEVER rape a woman.

She will fuck you up and spit on your grave!

This movie is a ‘MUST SEE!’

-Gorehound

“I find myself imitating Matthew’s voice quite a bit. I love a good whiner. “I didn’t even get to cum”. My favorite line from him however is when she tells him she’s from New York and he replies with “you come from an evil place”. The millennium edition DVD has a really great commentary by Joe Bob Briggs that is really worth listening to. It’s a guilty pleasure in my collection. What can I say? the complete lack of a musical score (there is NO music in the movie) was an interesting choice, adding tension with sound and dialogue, I’m a sucker for that beautiful Connecticut forest location, and country bumpkin characters are always amusing to me.” -Horror Aficionado Lawrence Tolbert