Resident Evil (2002) -review by the Director

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Based on the popular video, probably the most successful video game to movie adaptation ever made Resident Even is a survival horror movie like the game.

A multimillion dollar research company built under Raccoon city has an accident. The super computer called the Red Queen locks down the underground facility as the workers exposed to the T-Virus become flesh craving zombies. Terror and thrills ensue.

Oh Milla:

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Milla Jovovich owns this movie as our protagonist Alice. Alice wakes up in the shower with her memory partly erased. She finds herself in a mansion in the country. The mansion is simply a cover for the entrance to the ‘Hive’ the underground complex owned by the umbrella corporation. The movie starts off there. A special military group is scent down to investigate, not knowing what they are walking into. The soldiers are lead by One (Colin Salmon) and includes the kick ass Rain (Michelle Rodriguez). Alice joins them as they head down to find and gain control of the Red Queen A.I. super computer.

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The movie moves at a swift pace. The action races. Its violent, even gory. The zombies in the movie are more like infected people not so much the walking corpses yet, since this has all recently gone down. Besides zombies the group comes in contact with genetic freaks, like attack dogs and a creature from the video game called the Licker.

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Alice is a trained special forces agent too. As she gains her memory through brief and hazy flashbacks that she is also part of this elite special forces group guarding the Hive. Her unparalleled skills keep her alive and are pure eye candy. Not only is Alice beautiful the camera loves her. She is a blast to watch in all her scenes. Especially the ones where she is fighting.

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The movie sports great visuals and tense action sequences.

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Acting: Milla Jovovich is fantastic. You can tell she gives her all in every scene. She is a joy to watch in all the Resident Evil movies. I’m pretty sure she does a fair amount of her stunts. She looks amazing it her outfit. A red dress with black bike shorts and long black boots. She wheres a leather jacket in the second half of the movie. I couldn’t get enough of her.

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Michelle Rodriguez show off her talents in her type casted bad ass girl role. Colin Salmon (One) sweats cool and makes a great team leader, playing down his role but ramping the intensity. His dialogue comes to life in his cool, deep, polished voice.

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There is no comic relief in this movie, only Eric Mabius as Matt the reporter trying to sneak in and get the scope on the dirty secrets the Umbrella corporation has up their corporate sleeve.

Gore:

We get chopped off heads, gun shots, gashes, bites, zombie transformation, sliced to death by laser beams (very cool).

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Nudity:

Its quick but its hot. Milla shows all the goods here. A tit scene in the shower and at the end of the movie in a very scanty hospital gown you can, if you don’t blink, catch a glimpse of her trim.

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Directing:

Paul W.S. Anderson no stranger to big hollywood action thrillers, helms this flick and he doesn’t miss a beat. The film is brilliantly paced and a wonderful watch. It goes down like your favorite meal. Great composition, pacing, action sequences, and use of slow-motion. He even throws in some creepy boo-scares.

Final thought:

Resident Evil is a joy to watch. If by some chance you never saw it do yourself a huge favor and add it to your DVD collection. Its so good its re-watchable. I’ve seen the movie several times and it never gets old. Movies this good come out only once or twice a year. To sum up the highlights. Millia Jovoich eating up the screen with her gorgeous Russian eyes leaving you hungry more. A nice group of combatants including Colin Salmon and Michelle Rodrigeuz in their best type-casted roles, tough guy bad asses.Awesome visuals, action, zombie battles, a few subtle twists, a good ending, and Paul Anderson’s skilled directing.

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-The Director

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Night Wolf (13Hours) -review by The Director

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The Visit:

Attractive blonde Sarah Tyler (Isabelle Calthorpe) returns home to England during a break from college. She visits with her father, brothers, some friends, and her father. Her mother is out but on her way home. Things go wrong. It’s horror movie. The group of crude teens find themselves in the family’s mention with the power out…being hunted.

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Great title because the whole movie takes place at night and there is a creature who is vaguely wolf-like. The movie was also released under the name 13 hours which is also a fitting title because that is the amount of time covered during the film.

When Sara returns her family is somewhat dysfunctional. After visiting her father she goes out to the barn where her brothers are sitting around drinking themselves drunk and smoking weed. They spend a lot of time being obnoxious. Telling jokes and insulting each other in a facetious manner. Some of them have strong british accents and I found I had to listen closely to understand them. Clearly there is some underling hard feelings toward Sarah from her brothers. Maybe it is because she left the family to go to school in America. It’s also hinted to in the film that their mother and father have a rocky relationship. I don’t see why it’s a big deal Sarah is going to school stateside.

The brash and sometimes cowardly personalities of the brothers makes them a little unlikable. I wonder if film makers feel they need to make the heroine seem like a sweetheart and the rest of the cast those about to die horrible deaths jerks. I just wasn’t digging the vibe straight away.

Sarah’s oldest brother Stephen is a total sociopath. He is a dead ringer for Loki in the Marvel Avergers movie. At every turn her he shows his asshole side. When the group does get in trouble and trapped while being hunted by the monster he is of little to no help. He is only out for himself.

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Fortunaly for Sarah one of the group, Doug comes to her aid.

The group find themselves trapped in the attic of the mansion while beast hunts them. The monster is rally scene. It moves very fast and kills and brutally. What is this thing, who is it? You’ll have to watch and enjoy the tension, thrills, and reveals Night Wolf has in store.

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Acting: Sarah Tyler (Isabelle Calthorpe)plays a solid lead. She is hot and that only helps watching her for the duration. Stephen her step brother is played by Peter Gadoit. He is great as the irritating jerk only out for himself. They shine and everyone else is serviceable. There wasn’t any bad acting to be critical of.

Gore: The movie seems a lot gorier than it actually is. The kills are heightened by the tension, a nod to the skill of the director, but not so satisfy to us gorehounds. We get some groovy transformations, and bloody after kills.

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Sex and Nudity: Emily (Gemma Atkinson) is a good looking double D cup chick. While she does show off her copious cleavage we get no nudity. Sarah is nude in one part but her is only seen from the neck down. Fucking bullshit.

Directing: Jonathan Glendaling also responsible for Stripper’s vs. Werewolves does a great job of creating tension. His work it tight and professional. His shots of the transformations and kills are way too quick and off scene at times. I would like to have seen a lot more.

Final Thought: The plot is decent. The movie is a good watch. I think any horror fan would enjoy the view. It’s not by any means a bad movie. I did feel it was a one watch and not something you would ever go back to. The creatures that are called werewolves do not look like any werewolf I’ve ever seen.

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I don’t want you to think that look ‘original’ is a good way. I personally did not like the werewolf make up. They wouldn’t even pass for werewolves at a costume party. The werewolf on the movie poster is not even in this movie. These werewolves are hairless. The make-up is solid though. Night wolf is a solid there. It’s fine for watch and entertaining but it’s not a movie you need to run out and see. If you have nothing better to watch and you like werewolf type stories you’re welcome to it.

-The Director.

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The House of Frankenstein -review by Lawrence S. Talbot

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I love this silly movie. While this was made during a low point in the Universal monster series and is often seen as an extremely watered down, tired version of the classic horror characters, I’ve always been fond of it. It’s very wacky and not even the least bit scary, even by 1940’s standards, but it’s a lot of fun. It expands upon the “Monster rally” formula that was set up with the previous film, Frankenstein meets the wolf man (1943) and becomes the one that really seems to have it all, for better or worse. Universal’s three most famous monsters-Dracula, Wolf man, Frankenstein monster, return in this one. They are joined by original Frankenstein monster actor, Boris Karloff as a mad scientist, A hunchback played by J Carrol Naish, and even a gorgeous Gypsy girl played by Helena Verdugo.

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The film plays as something of a series of misadventures, with the scientist, Dr Nieman (Karloff) and his Hunchback friend, Daniel (Naish) escaping from prison and hijacking a traveling chamber of horrors. They revive the three monsters along the way, in order to get revenge on the Judges that put them in prison.

John Carradine plays Count Dracula very well and with his top hat and Pencil thin mustache, he more closely resembles the Dracula in the Stoker novel than had been attempted before. He’s charming and Suave and while he never quite captures the creepiness of Lugosi;s take on the character, he’s still quite splendid. Sadly, Dracula is quickly dispatched by the first half of the film, before he even has the chance to interact with the other two monsters.

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Glen Strange is serviceable as the more hulking and monstrous Frankenstein creature. While he doesn’t have the pathos of Karloff’s monster (as a result of the brain surgery performed on him 2 movies back), it’s neat to see Karloff literally standing face to face with the role that he made famous. It’s a funny commentary on Karloff’s career and of the role that he would never completely escape from. While you can’t deny the classic beauty of the original Frankenstein monster makeup, Strange had a broader face and is really cool looking in as the creature in his own right.

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Chaney continues his tried and true shtick as the tormented Larry Talbot but unfortunately spends little screen time as his lycanthropic counterpart. The addition of a gypsy girl is nice because it not only recalls Esmeralda in The Hunchback of Note Dame, with Daniel acting as a lovestruck Quasimodo type, but also references the previous Wolf man movies. The film recalls a lot of the wolf man lore from before, while adding new ones. For instance, this is the first film that mentions that a werewolf can only be killed with a silver bullet fired by someone who loves him. While the moon had been shown in the previous film, this is also the movie that really cements the idea of Werewolves changing as a result of it. The classic wolf man poem is even quoted once again and is further expanded upon.

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This movie attempts to juggle its monsters around in order the make everyone happy and for the most part, it manages to work. The first half is Dracula’s movie, while the second belongs to the Wolf man, with the mad doctor and hunchback being the glue that holds it all together. Despite the title, The Frankenstein monster doesn’t get much to do here. In the film’s defense, the character had already had four movies to himself and one costarring role with the Wolf man, and having been virtually watered down to the role of mindless brute at this point, his destructive revival at the climax is satisfying enough.

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While the classic monster movies had been reduced to clichéd kiddy fare at this point in the series, this really is the sum of its parts. The combination of Karloff, Carradine, Chaney, all of the monster characters, the gypsy girl, appearances by Universal favorites, Lional Atwill and George Zucco- all peppered with a beautiful score by genre veteran, Hans J. Salter, it really is the ultimate Monster Rally. Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein may be a better movie all around, but This is the one that really has it all.

-Lawrence S. Talbot

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Horror Express -review Lawrence S. Talbot

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This is one that’s really slipped through the cracks over the years and there isn’t much of an excuse for it, because it’s in the public domain and readily available for free on the internet or on a variety of cheap, public domain collections that you can find in any number of Wal-Mart bargain bins. However, it’s also for that reason that it’s a real diamond in the rough.

Christopher Lee plays Archaeologist, Professor Alexander Saxton, who discovered a prehistoric ape-man , which may be the famous missing link, frozen in ice. Proud of his discovery, Saxton puts his precious cargo onto a train and plans are made for the exhibition of the groundbreaking discovery. Aboard the train, Saxton meets his professional rival, Doctor Wells, played by the great, Peter Cushing. The frozen creature soon revives and begins killing people aboard the train. When the monster is shot dead, everyone believes the nightmare to be over. However, the victims of the creature soon display eerie blood red eyes and turn homicidal. Saxton and Wells must combine forces in order to get to the root of the creature’s origins and stop the killings.

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The film is a take on the the classic Agatha Christie novel, Murder on the Orient Express and replaces the traditional killer with a creature of possible demonic origins. The always wonderful Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee star in this underrated monster movie and give the already spooky offerings a sense of class. The creature’s origins are really interesting and surprisingly seem to draw from John W Campbell’ story, Who Goes there?, which was also the basis for the 1951 science fiction classic, the Thing from another world and its John Carpenter remake from 1982.

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The real horror comes from the fact that the characters are isolated on a train, while the creature could really be anyone onboard. The creepy, whistling musical score by John Cacavas is very chilling and you will probably find yourself whistling it after watching the film. Though it’s a Spanish production, it feels like it belongs right alongside one of the British Hammer or Amicus classics that were being produced at around the same time. I really whole heartedy recommend it and since it’s so readily available, what do you have to lose?

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-Lawrence S. Talbot

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Marble Hornets/Tothearks (YouTube series) -review by Ashley Sinderella

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Greetings Ghoulies! Have I got a treat for you! This undead lady has stumbled across a unique and wonderful new web series that will drive you mad with intrigue! This web series can be found on youtube.com. Despite it’s extremely low budget it has such a charm it will have you binge watching for hours! I have not finished this series because it is an ongoing series. Believe me you’ll want to get in on this gem right away as they are eighty plus episodes deep not including the Totheark videos.

How to start:

Start watching this series by searching Marble Hornets, go to their you tube and find the first video. I suggest pulling up a new tab and looking up Totheark and opening their you tube page. Make sure to keep up with the posting dates. Marble Hornets is about a young man named Jay who is trying to uncover the mystery of his friend Tim’s unfinished student film Marble Hornets. He soon discovers a world of terror tape by tape. A few months after the original post Totheark starts posting response videos that you will need to read the comments below to decode. Tothearks videos are what really spooks the fuck out of you as you because by this point you know who the ghoulish monster stalking the men is. Believe me you will not be let down, nor will you have seen it coming!

Yes it is low budget but I have never seen anything like this before, this series spans over years! Starting in 2009 I believe. It is so good and so addicting, I just had to share to get you all in on it right away!

There are a couple of “drawbacks” to this series that I feel I must share but understand I share these with you but do not personally feel like it makes this series any less unique and amazing.

First: It is a shot in a “found footage” format. The “entries” can be dizzying at times, but for me it adds something, something frightening.

Second: The acting, all be it not Oscar worthy, let us remember that these are not professionals. Here at Horror Aficionados we also have made movies and the same may be said about our films. It is the passion and creativity that makes these independents their charm, so don’t judge to hard, everybody starts from somewhere. Also as the series moves forward the acting gets worlds better.

Third: If you are a Gorehound like my love, well, Gorehound, you may find this series slightly disappointing in that it has no real gore. Yes there is blood, but it’s not truck loads.

Forth: You do have to jump back and forth from Marble Hornets and Totheark all while paying attention to the dates. This can be a tad bit daunting, but for me totally worth it.

Neither here nor there this series is amazing and I and I can’t wait to watch it unfold! I may be very vague here but I just wouldn’t sleep well in my coffin tonight knowing that I gave away all the sweet delicious secrets. Please watch this series.

Til next time, stay haunted ghoulies!

-Ashely Sinderella

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Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth -review by Rabid Fox

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To quickly recap the end of Part II, Kirsty managed to remind Pinhead of his former human self, Captain Elliot Spencer. This allowed Kirsty and company to escape the box and seal the evil back inside. The part in which Pinhead “reverts” to his human self turns out to repercussions that are dealt with in Hellraiser III. There’s also the obelisk that pops up in Channard’s office at the end of II with several tortured-looking faces and Pinhead’s image along with the rest and that too is pertinent for the next film.

That said…

Part III starts with young playboy J.P. Monroe searching an art gallery for a new work to add to his collection. The obelisk is among the works there and the features of the work, tortured faces and a curious looking box also set into the sculpture, immediately catch J.P.’s eye. A sketchy-looking merchant is happy to part with the object and tells J.P. to get a great deal of “pleasure” from the object.

Meanwhile…

In another part of town, young newscaster Joey is reporting out of a local emergency room looking for her big break. It turns out to be a no-news night and her cameraman gets called away on a real story. Joey’s bad luck soon “improves” as a young man is rushed into the emergency room accompanied by a panicked-looking young lady. The man is covered in bloody chains with hooks embedded in his flesh. Joey watches as they take him into a room to attempt to treat him but the chains begin to float and crackle with energy while the man writhes in pain. Joey is then shocked when she sees the man torn apart. The young woman that accompanied the victim has run off but leaves behind a matchbook for a club called The Boiler Room so Joey leaves to find out more about the bizarre event.

And of course…

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Through her brief investigating Joey learns that J.P. is the owner of The Boiler Room. She also learns that he’s a misogynistic asshole but there has to be at least one in every Hellraiser movie so in part III we have J.P. As a quick aside, the Boiler Room is a weird place.

Joey walks in to one part and the décor looks like it caters to metal heads but they’re playing Soup Dragons and the place is full of yuppies. Then in another room there’s a metal band playing on stage (well, 80s hair metal) and then when Joey finally runs into J.P. it’s in the dining room which looks like a 5-star restaurant and is full of well-to-do patrons that look like they would be very awkward at a metal bar. Anyway, it’s assumed that all of that is the same place which is crazy…

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So it turns out that the young lady that Joey is looking for is Terri, J.P.’s “girlfriend”. I say that in quotations because even before they show J.P. banging other women it’s not too hard to imagine that he’s not a girlfriend kinda guy.

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But Terri is curious to talk to Joey anyway so she shows up at Joey’s place and they have some girl talk about dreams and whatnot. Joey, by the way, has these vivid dreams about her father who apparently got left behind and died in Vietnam, or at least that’s how she dreams it. So after dreams and girl talk Terri reveals that the guy who was torn apart had been fiddling with the puzzle box that they pulled out of the sculpture at J.P.’s place. Later, Terri takes Joey to the gallery (and by takes, I mean they break in) where J.P. got the sculpture and they poke around looking for any information about its origins or any info that might be available on the box. They happen upon a folder containing some sketches of the puzzle box as well as information about the Channard Institute which is where the events of the previous film occurred (but you already knew that smarty!). Joey contacts the institute and pesters them for any information that they might have on the box or the sculpture and they send her tapes of Kirsty (hey, Kirsty!) talking about the box’s sinister secrets. In one of the videos, the Kirsty session is interrupted by a cutaway to Pinhead’s human persona Elliot Spencer who tells Joey that Kirsty’s seemingly crazy talk about demons and gateways to “hell” are true and that Spencer needs Joey’s help.

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In a cutaway scene J.P. is pondering his sculpture when he notices a puzzle box-sized hole on one side. For no apparent reason other than “script said so” J.P. reaches his hand way inside the sculpture hole and finds a mouse or rat hiding in there which, scared, bites him and scurries away (go rat!). J.P. bleeds all over the place because the rat apparently had teeth long enough to hit pay dirt, and some of that blood gets on the sculpture and soaks in. If you remember the previous films, the villain gets stuck in some sort of limbo and needs blood – a lot of blood – to be brought back to life; in the first film it was Frank, in the second film it was Julia, and in this film it’s Pinhead. Pinhead whispers lots of tempting things to J.P. to get him on board with helping break the Cenobite out of his artsy prison and J.P. uses his playboy bad boy status to lure more people to the slaughter. At some point he thinks, “Hey, I wonder where my ‘girlfriend’ is? I bet she’d like to be sacrificed so that I can have more power!”

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But…

Terri is not really interested in J.P.’s offer because Joey is trying to help her get her life back on track (or maybe just ‘on track’). But while Joey is out at some point Terri, who by the way is staying at Joey’s place, overhears an answering machine message about Joey getting a job out in California. So now Terri, thinking that Joey is just bullshitting her, decides to mope back to J.P. and she gets to see Pinhead emerge from the sculpture, lucky gal! But at least she left Joey a note so that Joey wouldn’t worry…

So now Joey’s vivid dreaming – or maybe not dreaming – continues with a step into Spencer’s limbo. Joey starts off in the Quonset hut where Spencer first unlocked the puzzle box and eventually became Pinhead but that image of him is frozen. As Joey leaves the hut she is in the trenches during WWI (Spencer’s original time) and he is there to explain, basically, that he is one aspect of Pinhead but that those elements of their personality got separated into two beings after the events of the previous film. So now Pinhead, the purely evil part, is loose, chaotic and, since he is unbound from the box, has limitless power. So Spencer implores Joey to help lure Pinhead back into Spencer’s limbo so that they can both stop him before he dooms everyone.

And since the movie’s sub-title is Hell on Earth, you can pretty much guess what Pinhead wants to do. Pinhead, outside of the box and with no intention of going back in, is able to really get down and make some Cenobites.

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It hadn’t really been established before just how that happens but the second movie seemed to imply that Leviathan (a part of the movie mythology that just seems to get dropped… forever…) is the one that transforms souls into soldiers of hell.

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Oh well. So Pinhead tears through the Boiler Room and slaughters pretty much everyone. Joey stumbles on to the site of the massacre and has a little chat with Pinhead. Joey actually has the upper hand since Pinhead can’t really hurt her while she has the box and he can’t just take the box, it has to be given to him willingly. But, Pinhead can affect everything around Joey so when she runs off he uses his power bring chaos out into the streets. Pinhead also proceeds to turn a bunch of people into Cenobites to help go after Joey. Most of these newbie ‘bites look kind of cheesy; one of them, the Boiler Room DJ, gets turned into some CD-spewing monster which is kind of terrible and funny and makes you wonder what he would look like in the MP3 era. And her camera-man buddy from earlier gets turned into a Cenobite with an evil camera lense eye and gets to say “Ready for your close-up Joey?” and “that’s a wrap” in a “menacing” way.

And now for the showdown…

Joey has the puzzle box and she and Spencer want Pinhead trapped back inside whereas Pinhead and his Cenobite horde are trying to track down the box in order to destroy it and remain free of hell once and for all. During all the street chaos Joey enters a church to seek holy protection. Pinhead enters and gleefully destroys the church and its holy icons, laughing away the priest’s attempt to ward away the evil by holding a cross. Pinhead removes some of his head pins and impales himself through the palms in a mock-crucifixion then performs an unholy communion on the priest by making the priest eat of Pinhead’s flesh and blood.

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Some people may find this scene out of place since up until now the Hellraiser movies have been more ambiguous about specific faiths and it isn’t even known whether or not the puzzle box “hell” is Biblical Hell or just some other plane of existence. Either way, it’s mainly meant for shock value to those who might find religious mockery or desecration to be bad.

Joey bolts from the church and winds up at a nearby construction site where she gets cornered by Pinhead and the other Cenobites, including Cenobite J.P. and Terri, how fun for them! Joey is able to trigger the box to dispel the Cenobites and afterwards again finds herself in the dreamlike state where she sees her father. Or is it her father? Nope! It’s tricky ole Pinhead and he tricks Joey into handing him the box. Joey is still able to control the scene though and change the Vietnam backdrop to bring them all into Spencer’s Quonset hut once again. In order to finally stop Pinhead, Spencer has to re-merge with his evil aspect giving Joey a chance to recapture the box and trap the evil inside once again.

Finally…

Once the threat has been resolved Joey finds that she is back at the construction site and buries the box in cement to keep it from seeing the light of day. Afterwards we fast forward to see that the completed building with a sculpture outside and a lobby design that look identical to the designs on the outside of the puzzle box.

Overall…

Well sequels start to get a little hinky after two and this one is no exception. It is okay and worth a watch in the context of the first two but the franchise is already showing its wear at this point. At least they haven’t gone into space… yet…

A couple of WTF moments that stand out to me:

The priest who initially tries to tell Joey that demons aren’t real (her reply is hilarious)

When Joey gets tricked into handing over the box to Pinhead she says something like “that’s not fair” HAHAHA!

Hellraiser III has some decent gore, not any real nudity, some blasphemous (to some) imagery.

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-Rabid Fox
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Hellraiser 4: Bloodline -review by Rabid Fox

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Well it was only a matter of time before the Hellraiser franchise took its place among the stars.

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Now Pinhead can trade space stories with Jason Voorhees, the Leprechaun, and the Critters. And while this sequel wasn’t that bad, I mean it was directed by Hollywood legend Alan fucking Smithee, I know that there are 5 direct-to-video sequels AFTER this one still waiting for me. So we’re already in space and there are FIVE more fucking sequels after this one. I’m assuming that any attempt at canon is out the air locks after part four but we’ll see. I have to get through this review first…

In the future…

Part IV starts in the future, on a space station designed by Paul Merchant. Merchant is using a robotic interface to manipulate the infamous puzzle box and when he succeeds in opening the box the robot is immediately destroyed. Before Merchant can continue whatever he’s up to he is stopped by armed security forces that come aboard.

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They are trying to arrest Merchant for hijacking the station and moving it out of its assigned orbit. Merchant uses the story of his family’s history to attempt to explain why he needs the use of the station.

In the past…

In 18th century France popular toymaker Phillip Lemarchand is finishing a work commissioned by the aristocrat Duc de L’Isle – the puzzle box. Duc de L’Isle is steeped in black arts and he wants to use the box in a ritual to summon and trap a demon.

He and his assistant Jacques abduct a peasant girl, kill her and skin her, then drape the skin over the summoning circle. As de L’Isle continues his ritual we see the skin begin to take shape again and Angelique the demon now has a new home with de L’Isle as her “master”. Angelique agrees so long as de L’Isle doesn’t stand “in Hell’s way” but it seems like she’s probably just playing along.

However, since de L’Isle is too eager to get his ritual going, he doesn’t bother to wait until Lemarchand is a good distance away and the toymaker peeks in through the windows and sees the whole thing. Horrified at having contributed to such evil, Lemarchand runs home to attempt to work on another box that would have the power to contain or destroy demons. While Lemarchand continues his work, Angelique seems to quickly be tiring of de L’Isle so she seduces Jacques and murders de L’Isle. As Lemarchand finishes his box configuration that would stop evil he also attempts to sneak back into de L’Isle’s house to steal back the original box. Lemarchand finds the corpse of de L’Isle and the murderous duo Jacques and Angelique who tell Lemarchand that his bloodline is cursed for his part in the evil ritual and then Lemarchand is also killed. But his family lives on…

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In the “present”…

Moving ahead a couple of centuries we see that Angelique and Jacques are still kicking around doing whatever apparently immortal beings do. The present day descendant of Lemarchand, John Merchant, is an architect in the U.S. who is being awarded for the building that just happens to be the one from the end of Part III, the one whose looks are inspired by the puzzle box. So that bit of recognition happens to catch the attention of the evil duo. Angelique wants to see the new Mr. Merchant and see if she can use her demonic feminine wiles to make Merchant do her bidding. Jacques doesn’t really want to bother with the whole thing, or maybe he just doesn’t want to get ditched, but since he’s standing in Hell’s way Angelique finally dispatches him.

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Back in the states, Angelique does her best to get it on with John Merchant and find the box. Despite his having a wife and family he isn’t strong enough to avoid temptation.

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I mean it is demonic temptation so he should get a pass, right? Angelique also finds the box in the basement of Merchant’s building and manages to bring Pinhead back. The two demons conspire to force Merchant into designing a portal between the “real” world and their dimension so that they don’t have to bother with the stupid puzzle box anymore. There’s also a demon hound or something but I found it to be too stupid to warrant any further writing.

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Merchant sure isn’t eager to help a temptress and a guy with pins coming out of his face but they kidnap his son for leverage. Fortunately, the Lemarchand blood means that Merchant also has the insight into how to design that trap that his ancestor failed to accomplish so he tries to play along with the Cenobites in hopes of luring them into that same trap (only more elaborate now because it’s not the crappy 18th century). Pinhead gets wise to the trick though and beheads Merchant. Merchant’s wife, however, came across the box and was able to use it to banish Pinhead and Angelique once again… for a while anyway…

Back in the future…

So space station Merchant has finished telling his story up to that point and notes that he had used the robot to open the box bringing out Pinhead and company but the security showed up before he was able to finish his task. So all that time the Cenobites have been on the station and now they make their presence known by totally fucking up all the security folks.

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Merchant and the main security guard take off since the guard finally realizes that Merchant isn’t full of crap. Merchant has also setup a holographic decoy to trick Pinhead and escape the station. Silly Pinhead, I guess they don’t have high tech gadgets of trickery in the hell dimension.

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Speaking of high tech trickery, the entire space station, designed by Merchant, is a giant set of mirrors setup with the old Lemerchand configuration that is meant to trap and destroy the demons. So in this last moment we have what appears to be the end of Pinhead and company.

Overall…

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Not as bad as I was expecting all things considered but it wasn’t quite “there”. I’m curious to see that the director’s cut (or cuts) would have done differently had he been allowed to see it through (and not fork over director’s credit to A. Smithee). So there is some blood and gore, the summoning of Angelique at the beginning is probably my favorite moment.

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All in all, even though it’s “the space one” it actually has some stuff going for it including the origin of the puzzle box, but it doesn’t quite live up to the originals.

-Rabid Fox
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Beyond the Darkness (Buio Omega) 1979/ review by the Director

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The edge of Darkness:

Frank Wyler is visiting his beloved Anna Volkl in the hospital. She is very sick. As they kiss Anna dies in Franks arms. Tormented Frank is not ready to let Anna go. Now we go onto the darkness aka madness and beyond.

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In the Beyond:

To give you a little backstory on Frank. His parents were quite wealthy. Frank has inherited their gorgeous villa, a lot of money, stocks, and investments. He is set for life. Frank has a passion for taxidermy, women, and jogging. He is a good-looking well dressed a stereotypical affluent out of touch with reality playboy. Frank’s home is taken if care of Iris, who clearly has concupiscence for young Frank. It’s clear early on she takes care of Frank beyond her household duties. Doing things for him like letting him nurse from her nipple and jerk him off when he is stressed. Nice of her huh? Frank still treats her like shit. He even slaps her around at one point, not a good thing to do to someone who practices voodoo.

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Frank has a plan to keep his beloved Anna a part of his life. He is beyond devoted. You will probably figure out soon enough it involves his taxidermy skills.

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Frank is quit the lunatic and will go to any lengths to keep his macabre tactics operating.

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This results in several deaths and some truly gruesome dissections. I don’t mind gore but italian film makers use real organs in their special effects and it was difficult to watch while I ate my raisin bran.

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Frank’s murders don’t elude police investigation. Iris helps Frank cover his murders up. She obviously enjoys the dastardly deeds they engage in. There is another man investigating Frank and he becomes a problem for Frank and Iris. How all this unfolds you can enjoy for yourself when you go beyond the darkness.

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Acting: Frank (Kieran Canter) is very believable in this role. He is the highlight, carries the movie, and has voice over work by Ted Rusoff who works on several Joe D’amato Italian films for the english voice over. Ted does fantastic voice over work. I enjoy listening to him. Iris (Franca Stoppi) is creepy and steals her scenes. Other than them the rest of the cast are supporting and rather thin characters, but they don’t need to be well established for their small roles.

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Gore:

This is a gore hound buffet. It’s a good example of video nasty. A reputation the Italian horror films earn quite deservingly. Very, very realistic needle injections, if those are fake I don’t know how they pulled them off. Close up stabs that look very real. Ripped off finer nails with pliers. Chopped up bodies and burned or disintegrated by acid baths which looks awesome.

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A disgusting dissection scene you won’t soon for get. Great looking large scalpel incisions. Copious organ gore and it all looks very real, probably actual animal organs.

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Nudity: Frank flashes his cock. Iris flashes her boob and four different girls get naked full frontal with large italian bush.

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Two of the women are dead with they are striped, not so sexy. But lots of nudity!

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Directing:

The setting is gorgeous. The scenes are well shot.

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It’s classic Joe D’Amato. Good looking actors. A subtle sensuality about the film and the dread of madness through out. I enjoyed several scenes, the dissections, the grave robbery, the even, yet sort of slow, pace.

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The dissections were particularly well shot, well lit, to maximize the great special effects. D’Amato did well keeping as little as possible hidden from the camera.
Classic ‘zoom ins’ for zingers on peoples’ faces for reaction shots. This was popular around this time because zoom technology on film cameras had taken a leap forward and Joe D’Amato loved to use his zoom. Reminds me of Bruce Lee films. If you like Joe D’Amato’s solid work you will see more of it here.

Music: The score is by The Goblins who are great. They have done the music for popular foreign films like Susperia where they really shine. Again the Goblins score in Beyond the Darkness is a great highlight to the movie.

Final Thought:

There is a slight drag in the movie about 60% of the way in. You pretty much know where things are going and you feel a little anxious for this creepshow to finally end. So I can’t give it a perfect score. The film holds up. Great score by the Goblins. It’s still gross and there is lots of nudity and madness.

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It’s classic video nasty cinema and I highly recommend getting a copy.

-The Director

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Dracula: A Retrospective by Lawrence S. Talbot

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As I begin writing this, it’s Valentine’s day. Not only is this a day for love or consuming mass amounts of candy that will inevitably make you sick the next day, it also marks the 83rd anniversary of the release of Dracula, the immortal classic starring Bela Lugosi. This landmark film ushered in the Golden age of Horror films and is a cherished classic to this day; one that should be a quintessential part of every horror fan’s collection. Time may not have been as kind to Dracula as it has been to Frankenstein. It’s flawed, even for its time, but its an iconic film that contains some of horror cinemas greatest moments and sparked the career of the great Bela Lugosi.

Starting in 1921 with the Hungarian film, Dracula’s Death, the Bram Stoker novel had been adapted for the screen several times. The most famous being F.W Murnau’s Nosferatu in 1922. Most versions took extreme liberties with the source, with Murnau’s film surprisingly remaining the most loyal to it. However, all prints of these films were burned after Stoker’s widow sued for copyright infringement and only Nosferatu remains ( A tragedy and a true lesson on the importance of film preservation). After negotiations with Florence Stoker, Dracula was adapted as a play by Irish playwright and actor, Hamilton Deane. It was this version that would become the template for most of the Dracula adaptations to come. The play would eventually be moved to Broadway in 1927, where it received an over-hall, being re-casted and rewritten by John L. Balderston, who would go on to pen the 31′ film, along with many of Universal’s important monster movies of the 30’s. It was in this version of the play that the role of Dracula was given to the man who would become most associated with the character, Bela Lugosi.

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Béla Ferenc Dezső Blaskó was born on October 20th, 1882 in Lugos, Hungary. He later changed his name to Lugosi in honor of his birthplace. The youngest of four children, Lugosi dropped out of school and began acting at the age of 12. He served as an infantryman, eventually rising to Captain in the Austro- Hungarian Army during World War I. He would obtain a Wound Medal after receiving an injury that would have serious repercussions later in his life, including a dependency on pain killers that would  nearly destroy him. As part of the actor’s union during the Hungarian Revolution, Lugosi was forced to flee the country in 1919. He would continue acting in Berlin before eventually settling in the united states. Lugosi formed a stock company with fellow Hungarian actors and in 1922 would act in his first Broadway play, The Red Poppy. In 1927, he finally landed the role of Count Dracula in the revised version of Deane’s play and would portray the Count 261 times on the stage.

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Universal founder, Carl Laemmle Sr. wasn’t fond of horror films and all of the ones produced during the silent era were very carefully chosen, always leaving out supernatural elements, instead settling on human monsters as the antagonists. Gothic horror and the supernatural were strictly a staple of European films. However, once Laemmle’s son began producing films at Universal, things began to change. Producer Carl Laemmle Jr. conceived of a Dracula adaptation as a big, lavish production in the vein of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, which would star Universal’s reigning horror star, Lon Chaney. Sadly, this was not to be, as Chaney passed away following a battle with throat cancer and the great depression caused studios to scale back considerably. Due to budget constants, the decision was made to base the film on the more limited Hamilton Deane play rather than slaving to the Stoker novel.

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When Chaney was still attached to the film, the role of director was given to Tod Browning, who had previously collaborated with the man of a thousand faces on several Silent classics, including West of Zanzibar, The Unholy three, the unknown, and the lost vampire film, London after Midnight. Both Edward Van Sloan and eventually, Bela Lugosi were pulled in from the stage play to star as Van Helsing and the Count. Browning was reluctant to replace his friend, Chaney with Lugosi and spent much of the filming in a rather aloof state.  While Dracula would have the distinction of being the first Horror film with sound, coming off of the silent era under the direction of a less involved director would make for a slightly troubled production and occasionally inept final product. German cinematographer, Karl Freund, frequent collaborator with famed director Fritz Lang on such films as Metropolis (1927) was rumored to have actually directed much of the film, with Browning being very low key on the set. The acting and stage direction owes more to the silent era and being based on the play, many of the special effects sequences are conveniently off camera. Dracula simply doesn’t fully take advantage of its cinematic possibilities.

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Admittedly, there is a certain ineptness to Dracula, but while it’s flawed, there are some marvelous and spooky sequences as well.. Bela Lugosi brings so much to the role and perfectly captures the essence of the Count. Being from Hungary and not quite mastering the English language, Lugosi gives the character an authentic foreign and alien quality, making Dracula the strange outsider that he should be, while also giving him the  charm and enigmatic quality that is most appropriate for the character. Another highlight is Dwight Frye as the lunatic Renfield, who steals every scene that he is in with his manic nature and unforgettable laugh. Rounding out the cast is Edward Van Sloan as Professor Abraham Van Helsing, who gives authority and grounding to the film’s supernatural qualities and creates a balance between the otherworldly Dracula and maniacal and tragic Renfield, and the more pedestrian characters like Harker, Seward, and Mina. The castle sets in the opening of the film are wonderfully constructed. With its dark shadows, long steps, cluttered spider webs, and state of disrepair, it’s the perfect gothic horror set. It’s an astonishingly gloomy film and while most of the London sets are somewhat pedestrian, there are also some very dreamlike forests, complete with a gorgeous layer of fog- an atmospheric and much cherished staple of black and white horror films. Odd choices like Armadillos and Opossums, who aren’t even native to Transylvania, instead of rats, end up being chilling and unsettling additions to the gothic castle. The first 20 minutes of Dracula are the most memorable and serve as some of the most atmospheric scenes, not only in Universal monster films, but in all of horror cinema. That’s not to discount the power of later scenes scattered throughout, such as the horror aboard the Vesta on its way to London during a storm, the woman in white, Dracula leading Mina through the forest, the climax of the film, or any scene featuring the crazed Renfield. Karl Freund’s lighting perfectly highlight’s both Lugosi’s and Frye’s Eyes, making them really stand out for dramatic effect. This lighting manages to make Dwight Frye look even more bug eyed and frightening than he would have been otherwise. The same can be said about Lugosi’s hypnotic stare, which is better achieved through this effect.

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Unfortunately, like a stage production, some of acting is a bit stilted and there is virtually no camera movement, making much of the film rather static. Without the benefit of a musical score, much of the movie plods along at an uneven pace. In some scenes, it could have benefited from it, though I will admit that the quietness does add a level of creepiness in some of the more pivotal scenes. However, other films of the period work just fine without music so it’s more of a problem with the static camera, staging, and editing than it is with the long bits without sound. David Manners and Helen Chandler are a bit dull as the leads, Jonathan Harker and Mina Seward. While Chandler at least has the excuse of being under Dracula’s spell for much of the second half, Manners is just completely over the top and annoyingly wooden. There is a certain amount of sleepiness that comes along with both of their performances that keeps their characters from ever being completely compelling or altogether likable. Compare them to characters in one of James Whale’s horror films or even one of Browning’s more hands on productions and you’ll find a very glaring difference. Many of the London sets are also a bit bland, especially in comparison to the horrific gothic castle from the opening. The biggest problem with Dracula’s pacing is that it reaches its most visually interesting scenes in the very beginning and only occasionally captures that level of atmosphere again. Dracula is still a very bizarre and unconventional horror film, but I feel that some of it really could have been pushed a tad bit further. Under the helm of an enthusiastic James Whale, Universal’s next horror film, Frankenstein would completely steer away from Dracula’s mistakes and is much more even. At the end of the day though, Dracula is still a wonderful, classic film. It has its flaws, but both Lugosi and Dwight Frye are completely captivating. There are shades of brilliance that still manage to come through in this troubled production. More than just paving the way for the coming Universal classic monster films, John L Balderston would use it as a virtual stepping stone when writing The Mummy (1932), which really plays as a more refined and perfected version of Dracula in a lot of ways. All the more funny that that film was also the directorial debut of Dracula’s cinematographer, Karl Freund.

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Dracula was a massive success for Universal and would become the first in a wave of films that turned them into the reigning house of horrors through the 1930’s, which consisted of such classics as Frankenstein, The Old Dark house, The mummy, The Invisible man, The black cat, The Raven, Werewolf of London, The Bride of Frankenstein, and Dracula’s daughter, before the genre went on a virtual hiatus in 1936 (coming back in 1939 with Son of Frankenstein, starting the second wave of Universal horror). Tod Browning would go to MGM, where he would direct his masterpiece, Freaks in 1932, along with Lugosi in another Dracula type role in Mark of the Vampire (1935), and the underrated The Devil Doll (1936), before fading into obscurity. It made a star out of Bela Lugosi, who would tragically face many downs for the remainder of his career with an addiction to Demerol and Methadone and a dive into Poverty Row trash films after his relationship with Universal Studios, MGM, and Columbia waned. Ironically, Lugosi’s last starring role for a major studio would be a return to the role of Dracula for the second time on film in Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein (1948). After that, he would eventually plunge into exploitation films with Edward D Wood Jr before his death on August 16th, 1956. He was buried in his Dracula cape, going to the grave as the immortal character that the public most remembered him for. Along with his portrayal of the count, he lives on in the hearts of horror fans everywhere and his popularity and recognition today far eclipses even his A- list contemporaries.

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In closing, while Dracula isn’t a perfect film, it’s still a great example of classic horror cinema. It’s an important piece of work that I highly recommend to anyone who considers themselves a true horror fan. While I don’t think it’s the cinematic achievement that Frankenstein or its sequel, The Bride of Frankenstein are, it’s still one that I cherish very much. Dracula and especially the actor, Bela Lugosi are very dear to me. In fact, while I type this, the theatrically poster hangs above me on the wall, with Lugosi’s commanding presence looming over me. Some of my earliest childhood memories are of those creepy moments in his films, where I would huddle by the television in the dark, transfixed by the glowing, otherworldly black and white images that reflected upon my seven year old face. Watching these old films is like peering into a window to the past, seeing a dream or fantasy filtered through the celluloid of a bygone age.  There are few cold, foggy nights where I don’t look up at the night sky and find myself reminded of Lugosi’s charm or  hear a noise coming from the dark without recalling Edward Van Sloan’s words from Dracula’s original ending – ““When you go home tonight, and the lights have been turned out, and you are afraid to look behind the curtains, and you dread to see a face appear at the window. why, just pull yourself together and remember that, after all. there are such things..!”

Goodnight.

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-Lawrence S. Talbot

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Curse of Chucky (2013) review by the Director

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Hi I’m Chucky:

Nica a paraplegic, Is morning the untimely death of her mother. A large package comes in the mail. Nica’s sister and family come to visit and morn with her. The package contains a large red haired doll.

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Wanna play:

Nica’s sister Barb arrives with her daughter Alice, Nica’s cute little niece, her husband Ian, the nanny Jill, a smoking hot runway blonde, and a priest Father Frank a friend of the family.
Nica decides to give the Doll to Alice as a present. Ian remembers the popular “Good Guys” dolls from the 1980s. He thinks it’s harmless and cute. Little Alice immediately loves the doll. Barb thinks it’s creepy.

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Barb is not a likable character. It isn’t until you find out a secret about her later in the movie that you like her. She wants Nica to sell the valuable estate. She explains she needs her share of the profits.

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Nica doesn’t want to. She has stayed in the house her whole life and she is kind of a shut in anyway, handicapped from birth, and likes living there. Barb is frustrated, her business isn’t doing well, and Ian has been reduced to working at Starbucks. Interestingly they can still afford a $400 a week live in Nanny Jill. This becomes clear later in the movie. I won’t spoil it for you.

As the movie progresses quickly it becomes all about Chucky.

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He keeps disappearing or showing up in strange places. Everyone assumes Alice is playing with him, setting it up. Though it get’s weirder and weirder, it has the Amityville Horror and Poltergeist angle going for it. Only the girl talks to Chucky. And oh the things he tells her, my, my, where did she learn to talk like that?

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It doesn’t take long for the killing to start. There isn’t much build up. Chucky offs Father Frank with Rat Poison in Act one! After a couple deaths Nica figures out what Chucky is.

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I felt there wear far too few characters in this movie. I was sad to see them die off so fast. Usually in a serial killer slasher like this you expect some build up, but Curse of Chucky takes about ten minutes and things get going.

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So the whole second half of the movie is tedious. The final act is this long explanation. This is where the story is revealed. Usually a movie plays out and the clues to the climax are peppered into the story. In this Chucky installment we get Chucky in the mail, he kills all the ephemeral cast, then the third act is the entire plot of the movie explained by Chucky in flash backs. It’s not exactly like this, I might be a tad over simplifying it. Though this is how it will feel.

Acting: Fiona Dourif (Nica) carries most of the movie. She is a good actress. Kind of like an Anne Hathaway clone. Danielle Bisutti (Barb) is fun to watch. I think she was the highlight for me. Brad Dourif (Chucky) was decent. Dourif is an Oscar winner for his role  in ‘One flew over the Coukoos Nest.’ His role here is not Oscar worthy. I guess Fiona is his daughter? He not only does Chucky’s voice but he also plays him. I kept thinking of him as the Police chief in Rob Zombie’s Halloween. I liked his role in that movie better, he was great. He is a good actor, his role as the guy who becomes Chucky in this movie seemed silly to me.

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Gore:

Death by electrocution (I want to make something clear, for fans and movie makers. It is possible to die from a wall socket, but it’s not that easy. Certain variables come into play, like amperage, etc. I’m not an engineer, but I think I’m right in saying electrocutions in movies are way oversimplified.), death by fall (weak), stabbed in the eye, eye pops out, nasty leg wound, awesome car wreck decapitation with fountianous blood spray from the neck. Gorehounds will not be satisfied but what is feed up here.

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Nudity: Nothing! And this movie had several good looking women in it!  We have to settle for Maitland McConnell (Jill) looking fine in her Victoria Secret bra and panties.

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Directing: Don Mancini (Director), this guy must live and breath all things Chucky.

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He is like the George Lucas of Child’s Play. He has written all the Childs Play movies, some of their screen plays, and this is his first time directing one. I think his directing is good. Looks like the movie had a hefty budget.

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Nothing bad with most of the directing, but I didn’t enjoy the pacing and the story. The story moved too fast and treated us at the end like we were second graders.

Playtimes over:

Not really, this movie leaves it wide open, like sloppy seconds, for more squeals (Child’s Play 7?). We even get a special guess star at the end.

I was wistfully wondering if this would be a decent movie. It let be down, though gently. It’s nothing I haven’t seen before from Child’s Play. I wish I could spoil the movie for you. There is a good dynamic in Barb’s family that I really enjoyed and I didn’t see it coming. That was some good writing by Don Mancini. Unfortunately as soon as it’s revealed a character dies and we don’t get to enjoy any of it playing out! It’s really the only redeeming value to the movie. Maybe the producers ruined that, I don’t know.

If you have time to kill and you’re a Child’s Play fanatic, Cure of Chucky might be worth checking out. It’s absolutely worth seeing if you are a Child’s Play fanatic. Are their Child’s Play fanatics out there?

It’s up to you if you…
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-The Director

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