Horror Express -review Lawrence S. Talbot

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This is one that’s really slipped through the cracks over the years and there isn’t much of an excuse for it, because it’s in the public domain and readily available for free on the internet or on a variety of cheap, public domain collections that you can find in any number of Wal-Mart bargain bins. However, it’s also for that reason that it’s a real diamond in the rough.

Christopher Lee plays Archaeologist, Professor Alexander Saxton, who discovered a prehistoric ape-man , which may be the famous missing link, frozen in ice. Proud of his discovery, Saxton puts his precious cargo onto a train and plans are made for the exhibition of the groundbreaking discovery. Aboard the train, Saxton meets his professional rival, Doctor Wells, played by the great, Peter Cushing. The frozen creature soon revives and begins killing people aboard the train. When the monster is shot dead, everyone believes the nightmare to be over. However, the victims of the creature soon display eerie blood red eyes and turn homicidal. Saxton and Wells must combine forces in order to get to the root of the creature’s origins and stop the killings.

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The film is a take on the the classic Agatha Christie novel, Murder on the Orient Express and replaces the traditional killer with a creature of possible demonic origins. The always wonderful Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee star in this underrated monster movie and give the already spooky offerings a sense of class. The creature’s origins are really interesting and surprisingly seem to draw from John W Campbell’ story, Who Goes there?, which was also the basis for the 1951 science fiction classic, the Thing from another world and its John Carpenter remake from 1982.

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The real horror comes from the fact that the characters are isolated on a train, while the creature could really be anyone onboard. The creepy, whistling musical score by John Cacavas is very chilling and you will probably find yourself whistling it after watching the film. Though it’s a Spanish production, it feels like it belongs right alongside one of the British Hammer or Amicus classics that were being produced at around the same time. I really whole heartedy recommend it and since it’s so readily available, what do you have to lose?

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-Lawrence S. Talbot

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Marble Hornets/Tothearks (YouTube series) -review by Ashley Sinderella

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Greetings Ghoulies! Have I got a treat for you! This undead lady has stumbled across a unique and wonderful new web series that will drive you mad with intrigue! This web series can be found on youtube.com. Despite it’s extremely low budget it has such a charm it will have you binge watching for hours! I have not finished this series because it is an ongoing series. Believe me you’ll want to get in on this gem right away as they are eighty plus episodes deep not including the Totheark videos.

How to start:

Start watching this series by searching Marble Hornets, go to their you tube and find the first video. I suggest pulling up a new tab and looking up Totheark and opening their you tube page. Make sure to keep up with the posting dates. Marble Hornets is about a young man named Jay who is trying to uncover the mystery of his friend Tim’s unfinished student film Marble Hornets. He soon discovers a world of terror tape by tape. A few months after the original post Totheark starts posting response videos that you will need to read the comments below to decode. Tothearks videos are what really spooks the fuck out of you as you because by this point you know who the ghoulish monster stalking the men is. Believe me you will not be let down, nor will you have seen it coming!

Yes it is low budget but I have never seen anything like this before, this series spans over years! Starting in 2009 I believe. It is so good and so addicting, I just had to share to get you all in on it right away!

There are a couple of “drawbacks” to this series that I feel I must share but understand I share these with you but do not personally feel like it makes this series any less unique and amazing.

First: It is a shot in a “found footage” format. The “entries” can be dizzying at times, but for me it adds something, something frightening.

Second: The acting, all be it not Oscar worthy, let us remember that these are not professionals. Here at Horror Aficionados we also have made movies and the same may be said about our films. It is the passion and creativity that makes these independents their charm, so don’t judge to hard, everybody starts from somewhere. Also as the series moves forward the acting gets worlds better.

Third: If you are a Gorehound like my love, well, Gorehound, you may find this series slightly disappointing in that it has no real gore. Yes there is blood, but it’s not truck loads.

Forth: You do have to jump back and forth from Marble Hornets and Totheark all while paying attention to the dates. This can be a tad bit daunting, but for me totally worth it.

Neither here nor there this series is amazing and I and I can’t wait to watch it unfold! I may be very vague here but I just wouldn’t sleep well in my coffin tonight knowing that I gave away all the sweet delicious secrets. Please watch this series.

Til next time, stay haunted ghoulies!

-Ashely Sinderella

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Beyond the Darkness (Buio Omega) 1979/ review by the Director

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The edge of Darkness:

Frank Wyler is visiting his beloved Anna Volkl in the hospital. She is very sick. As they kiss Anna dies in Franks arms. Tormented Frank is not ready to let Anna go. Now we go onto the darkness aka madness and beyond.

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In the Beyond:

To give you a little backstory on Frank. His parents were quite wealthy. Frank has inherited their gorgeous villa, a lot of money, stocks, and investments. He is set for life. Frank has a passion for taxidermy, women, and jogging. He is a good-looking well dressed a stereotypical affluent out of touch with reality playboy. Frank’s home is taken if care of Iris, who clearly has concupiscence for young Frank. It’s clear early on she takes care of Frank beyond her household duties. Doing things for him like letting him nurse from her nipple and jerk him off when he is stressed. Nice of her huh? Frank still treats her like shit. He even slaps her around at one point, not a good thing to do to someone who practices voodoo.

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Frank has a plan to keep his beloved Anna a part of his life. He is beyond devoted. You will probably figure out soon enough it involves his taxidermy skills.

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Frank is quit the lunatic and will go to any lengths to keep his macabre tactics operating.

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This results in several deaths and some truly gruesome dissections. I don’t mind gore but italian film makers use real organs in their special effects and it was difficult to watch while I ate my raisin bran.

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Frank’s murders don’t elude police investigation. Iris helps Frank cover his murders up. She obviously enjoys the dastardly deeds they engage in. There is another man investigating Frank and he becomes a problem for Frank and Iris. How all this unfolds you can enjoy for yourself when you go beyond the darkness.

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Acting: Frank (Kieran Canter) is very believable in this role. He is the highlight, carries the movie, and has voice over work by Ted Rusoff who works on several Joe D’amato Italian films for the english voice over. Ted does fantastic voice over work. I enjoy listening to him. Iris (Franca Stoppi) is creepy and steals her scenes. Other than them the rest of the cast are supporting and rather thin characters, but they don’t need to be well established for their small roles.

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Gore:

This is a gore hound buffet. It’s a good example of video nasty. A reputation the Italian horror films earn quite deservingly. Very, very realistic needle injections, if those are fake I don’t know how they pulled them off. Close up stabs that look very real. Ripped off finer nails with pliers. Chopped up bodies and burned or disintegrated by acid baths which looks awesome.

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A disgusting dissection scene you won’t soon for get. Great looking large scalpel incisions. Copious organ gore and it all looks very real, probably actual animal organs.

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Nudity: Frank flashes his cock. Iris flashes her boob and four different girls get naked full frontal with large italian bush.

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Two of the women are dead with they are striped, not so sexy. But lots of nudity!

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Directing:

The setting is gorgeous. The scenes are well shot.

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It’s classic Joe D’Amato. Good looking actors. A subtle sensuality about the film and the dread of madness through out. I enjoyed several scenes, the dissections, the grave robbery, the even, yet sort of slow, pace.

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The dissections were particularly well shot, well lit, to maximize the great special effects. D’Amato did well keeping as little as possible hidden from the camera.
Classic ‘zoom ins’ for zingers on peoples’ faces for reaction shots. This was popular around this time because zoom technology on film cameras had taken a leap forward and Joe D’Amato loved to use his zoom. Reminds me of Bruce Lee films. If you like Joe D’Amato’s solid work you will see more of it here.

Music: The score is by The Goblins who are great. They have done the music for popular foreign films like Susperia where they really shine. Again the Goblins score in Beyond the Darkness is a great highlight to the movie.

Final Thought:

There is a slight drag in the movie about 60% of the way in. You pretty much know where things are going and you feel a little anxious for this creepshow to finally end. So I can’t give it a perfect score. The film holds up. Great score by the Goblins. It’s still gross and there is lots of nudity and madness.

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It’s classic video nasty cinema and I highly recommend getting a copy.

-The Director

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Dracula: A Retrospective by Lawrence S. Talbot

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As I begin writing this, it’s Valentine’s day. Not only is this a day for love or consuming mass amounts of candy that will inevitably make you sick the next day, it also marks the 83rd anniversary of the release of Dracula, the immortal classic starring Bela Lugosi. This landmark film ushered in the Golden age of Horror films and is a cherished classic to this day; one that should be a quintessential part of every horror fan’s collection. Time may not have been as kind to Dracula as it has been to Frankenstein. It’s flawed, even for its time, but its an iconic film that contains some of horror cinemas greatest moments and sparked the career of the great Bela Lugosi.

Starting in 1921 with the Hungarian film, Dracula’s Death, the Bram Stoker novel had been adapted for the screen several times. The most famous being F.W Murnau’s Nosferatu in 1922. Most versions took extreme liberties with the source, with Murnau’s film surprisingly remaining the most loyal to it. However, all prints of these films were burned after Stoker’s widow sued for copyright infringement and only Nosferatu remains ( A tragedy and a true lesson on the importance of film preservation). After negotiations with Florence Stoker, Dracula was adapted as a play by Irish playwright and actor, Hamilton Deane. It was this version that would become the template for most of the Dracula adaptations to come. The play would eventually be moved to Broadway in 1927, where it received an over-hall, being re-casted and rewritten by John L. Balderston, who would go on to pen the 31′ film, along with many of Universal’s important monster movies of the 30’s. It was in this version of the play that the role of Dracula was given to the man who would become most associated with the character, Bela Lugosi.

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Béla Ferenc Dezső Blaskó was born on October 20th, 1882 in Lugos, Hungary. He later changed his name to Lugosi in honor of his birthplace. The youngest of four children, Lugosi dropped out of school and began acting at the age of 12. He served as an infantryman, eventually rising to Captain in the Austro- Hungarian Army during World War I. He would obtain a Wound Medal after receiving an injury that would have serious repercussions later in his life, including a dependency on pain killers that would  nearly destroy him. As part of the actor’s union during the Hungarian Revolution, Lugosi was forced to flee the country in 1919. He would continue acting in Berlin before eventually settling in the united states. Lugosi formed a stock company with fellow Hungarian actors and in 1922 would act in his first Broadway play, The Red Poppy. In 1927, he finally landed the role of Count Dracula in the revised version of Deane’s play and would portray the Count 261 times on the stage.

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Universal founder, Carl Laemmle Sr. wasn’t fond of horror films and all of the ones produced during the silent era were very carefully chosen, always leaving out supernatural elements, instead settling on human monsters as the antagonists. Gothic horror and the supernatural were strictly a staple of European films. However, once Laemmle’s son began producing films at Universal, things began to change. Producer Carl Laemmle Jr. conceived of a Dracula adaptation as a big, lavish production in the vein of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, which would star Universal’s reigning horror star, Lon Chaney. Sadly, this was not to be, as Chaney passed away following a battle with throat cancer and the great depression caused studios to scale back considerably. Due to budget constants, the decision was made to base the film on the more limited Hamilton Deane play rather than slaving to the Stoker novel.

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When Chaney was still attached to the film, the role of director was given to Tod Browning, who had previously collaborated with the man of a thousand faces on several Silent classics, including West of Zanzibar, The Unholy three, the unknown, and the lost vampire film, London after Midnight. Both Edward Van Sloan and eventually, Bela Lugosi were pulled in from the stage play to star as Van Helsing and the Count. Browning was reluctant to replace his friend, Chaney with Lugosi and spent much of the filming in a rather aloof state.  While Dracula would have the distinction of being the first Horror film with sound, coming off of the silent era under the direction of a less involved director would make for a slightly troubled production and occasionally inept final product. German cinematographer, Karl Freund, frequent collaborator with famed director Fritz Lang on such films as Metropolis (1927) was rumored to have actually directed much of the film, with Browning being very low key on the set. The acting and stage direction owes more to the silent era and being based on the play, many of the special effects sequences are conveniently off camera. Dracula simply doesn’t fully take advantage of its cinematic possibilities.

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Admittedly, there is a certain ineptness to Dracula, but while it’s flawed, there are some marvelous and spooky sequences as well.. Bela Lugosi brings so much to the role and perfectly captures the essence of the Count. Being from Hungary and not quite mastering the English language, Lugosi gives the character an authentic foreign and alien quality, making Dracula the strange outsider that he should be, while also giving him the  charm and enigmatic quality that is most appropriate for the character. Another highlight is Dwight Frye as the lunatic Renfield, who steals every scene that he is in with his manic nature and unforgettable laugh. Rounding out the cast is Edward Van Sloan as Professor Abraham Van Helsing, who gives authority and grounding to the film’s supernatural qualities and creates a balance between the otherworldly Dracula and maniacal and tragic Renfield, and the more pedestrian characters like Harker, Seward, and Mina. The castle sets in the opening of the film are wonderfully constructed. With its dark shadows, long steps, cluttered spider webs, and state of disrepair, it’s the perfect gothic horror set. It’s an astonishingly gloomy film and while most of the London sets are somewhat pedestrian, there are also some very dreamlike forests, complete with a gorgeous layer of fog- an atmospheric and much cherished staple of black and white horror films. Odd choices like Armadillos and Opossums, who aren’t even native to Transylvania, instead of rats, end up being chilling and unsettling additions to the gothic castle. The first 20 minutes of Dracula are the most memorable and serve as some of the most atmospheric scenes, not only in Universal monster films, but in all of horror cinema. That’s not to discount the power of later scenes scattered throughout, such as the horror aboard the Vesta on its way to London during a storm, the woman in white, Dracula leading Mina through the forest, the climax of the film, or any scene featuring the crazed Renfield. Karl Freund’s lighting perfectly highlight’s both Lugosi’s and Frye’s Eyes, making them really stand out for dramatic effect. This lighting manages to make Dwight Frye look even more bug eyed and frightening than he would have been otherwise. The same can be said about Lugosi’s hypnotic stare, which is better achieved through this effect.

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Unfortunately, like a stage production, some of acting is a bit stilted and there is virtually no camera movement, making much of the film rather static. Without the benefit of a musical score, much of the movie plods along at an uneven pace. In some scenes, it could have benefited from it, though I will admit that the quietness does add a level of creepiness in some of the more pivotal scenes. However, other films of the period work just fine without music so it’s more of a problem with the static camera, staging, and editing than it is with the long bits without sound. David Manners and Helen Chandler are a bit dull as the leads, Jonathan Harker and Mina Seward. While Chandler at least has the excuse of being under Dracula’s spell for much of the second half, Manners is just completely over the top and annoyingly wooden. There is a certain amount of sleepiness that comes along with both of their performances that keeps their characters from ever being completely compelling or altogether likable. Compare them to characters in one of James Whale’s horror films or even one of Browning’s more hands on productions and you’ll find a very glaring difference. Many of the London sets are also a bit bland, especially in comparison to the horrific gothic castle from the opening. The biggest problem with Dracula’s pacing is that it reaches its most visually interesting scenes in the very beginning and only occasionally captures that level of atmosphere again. Dracula is still a very bizarre and unconventional horror film, but I feel that some of it really could have been pushed a tad bit further. Under the helm of an enthusiastic James Whale, Universal’s next horror film, Frankenstein would completely steer away from Dracula’s mistakes and is much more even. At the end of the day though, Dracula is still a wonderful, classic film. It has its flaws, but both Lugosi and Dwight Frye are completely captivating. There are shades of brilliance that still manage to come through in this troubled production. More than just paving the way for the coming Universal classic monster films, John L Balderston would use it as a virtual stepping stone when writing The Mummy (1932), which really plays as a more refined and perfected version of Dracula in a lot of ways. All the more funny that that film was also the directorial debut of Dracula’s cinematographer, Karl Freund.

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Dracula was a massive success for Universal and would become the first in a wave of films that turned them into the reigning house of horrors through the 1930’s, which consisted of such classics as Frankenstein, The Old Dark house, The mummy, The Invisible man, The black cat, The Raven, Werewolf of London, The Bride of Frankenstein, and Dracula’s daughter, before the genre went on a virtual hiatus in 1936 (coming back in 1939 with Son of Frankenstein, starting the second wave of Universal horror). Tod Browning would go to MGM, where he would direct his masterpiece, Freaks in 1932, along with Lugosi in another Dracula type role in Mark of the Vampire (1935), and the underrated The Devil Doll (1936), before fading into obscurity. It made a star out of Bela Lugosi, who would tragically face many downs for the remainder of his career with an addiction to Demerol and Methadone and a dive into Poverty Row trash films after his relationship with Universal Studios, MGM, and Columbia waned. Ironically, Lugosi’s last starring role for a major studio would be a return to the role of Dracula for the second time on film in Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein (1948). After that, he would eventually plunge into exploitation films with Edward D Wood Jr before his death on August 16th, 1956. He was buried in his Dracula cape, going to the grave as the immortal character that the public most remembered him for. Along with his portrayal of the count, he lives on in the hearts of horror fans everywhere and his popularity and recognition today far eclipses even his A- list contemporaries.

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In closing, while Dracula isn’t a perfect film, it’s still a great example of classic horror cinema. It’s an important piece of work that I highly recommend to anyone who considers themselves a true horror fan. While I don’t think it’s the cinematic achievement that Frankenstein or its sequel, The Bride of Frankenstein are, it’s still one that I cherish very much. Dracula and especially the actor, Bela Lugosi are very dear to me. In fact, while I type this, the theatrically poster hangs above me on the wall, with Lugosi’s commanding presence looming over me. Some of my earliest childhood memories are of those creepy moments in his films, where I would huddle by the television in the dark, transfixed by the glowing, otherworldly black and white images that reflected upon my seven year old face. Watching these old films is like peering into a window to the past, seeing a dream or fantasy filtered through the celluloid of a bygone age.  There are few cold, foggy nights where I don’t look up at the night sky and find myself reminded of Lugosi’s charm or  hear a noise coming from the dark without recalling Edward Van Sloan’s words from Dracula’s original ending – ““When you go home tonight, and the lights have been turned out, and you are afraid to look behind the curtains, and you dread to see a face appear at the window. why, just pull yourself together and remember that, after all. there are such things..!”

Goodnight.

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-Lawrence S. Talbot

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Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) -review by Rabid Fox

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Texas Chainsaw (2013)

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I’m usually hesitant to check out sequels, especially ones that occur years or decades after the original. I’d seen the reboot Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the prequel to the reboot, and though they were okay, I didn’t think they were as good as the original Tobe Hooper TCM. This 2013 flick was a direct sequel to that original Hooper film and I was surprised to end up enjoying this sequel.

In the beginning…

The opening credits provide a quick recap of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre all the way up to the iconic escape by the lone survivor (um, spoilers I guess?) and the classic image of Leatherface waving his chainsaw around.

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The sequel opens immediately after, with the survivor recounting her horrific experience to local Texas police. After hearing about the tragedy, a local posse decides they’ve let the weird Sawyer clan go about their creepy ways for too long and decide to enact some vigilante justice by burning down the residence.

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The Sawyer family that inhabits that house of horrors has a brief and bloody shoot-out with the posse that doesn’t end well for the family.

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The scene recalls some of the imagery from Rob Zombie’s Devil’s Rejects and the scene even uses the ever-excellent Bill Moseley to portray one of the original TCM cast AND we see Gunnar Hansen (the original Leatherface) make a cameo in that showdown scene as well!

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As the house burns down, the posse rummages through the wreckage of the house to ensure there are no survivors; one of the group members, Gavin, comes across a surviving Sawyer family woman and her infant daughter. Gavin kills the mother and picks up the baby, bringing her to his wife who is excited to have and raise a baby of her own.

Cut to…

Years later and the little girl, Heather, is working as a meat cutter at a grocery store and we’re quickly introduced to her boyfriend, Heather’s slutty girlfriend who has eyes on the boyfriend, and a couple of other friends who are planning a road trip to New Orleans – fun!

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As Heather is making travel plans she is contacted about the death of a grandmother in Texas she never knew existed and this also clues her in to being adopted.

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The grandmother has left her a sizable estate and Heather asks to detour the group’s trip so she can claim the inheritance.

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Along the way they also pick up a nice-looking, charming hitchhiker who asks for a lift to Louisiana. Then the group arrives at baller Texas mansion. So here’s where most people would be like “hey, I guess finding out I was adopted ain’t so bad, look at this awesome mansion I get as a prize!” Don’t worry, I was thinking the same thing and I knew what movie I was watching.

So the group looks over the house and finds that it is awesome.

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Heather gets a big bunch of keys to the place and they come across a mysterious locked door tucked away from everything else. They take a break from rummaging to go to town and stock up on some necessities. The nice-guy hitchhiker convinces them that he should stay back at the house because, charming smile. So that works and he immediately grabs the big set of keys to start ransacking the place. But he also knows there must be treasure hidden behind that super secret door so he heads there for his big payday.

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Well payday he shall receive because behind that door is the other survivor of the house burning/massacre from the original film: Jed Sawyer aka Leatherface. PAYDAY (i.e. bashed in the head)!

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Meanwhile, in town, the rest of the group (well mainly Heather because she’s hot) catches the attention of the mayor and police, some of whom were part of the original house-burning posse and one of whom is just a young, good-looking, nice guy (because that worked out so well with the hitchhiker).

So the group comes back to the house, see that it’s been picked over by their hitchhiker buddy and decide he must have moved on. One of the guys goes to start dinner while Heather goes poking around the house again. The guy finds his way down to Leatherface’s bedroom and sees that the hitchhiker didn’t make it out after all.

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Meat hook, chainsaw, lots of cool blood and guts = Texas justice and one less “main group” member. Heather also stumbles on a corpse upstairs (grandma?) and runs out in a panic. This doesn’t go unnoticed by chainsaw man who then turns his attention to the young and bouncy.

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She makes her way to the family cemetery and tries hiding among the tombstones and even tries hiding in a fresh grave; clever, but not too clever for Leatherface, who begins sawing down towards her in a view that was clearly meant for the 3D release of this film.

Now remember when I referred to Heather’s friend as slutty and into Heather’s boyfriend? Well good for you for paying attention! Here’s where that becomes relevant: while Heather is being hunted in the graveyard and on the brink of being chainsaw-ed in the face, we see that the slutty friend has stripped down and cornered the boyfriend in the nearby barn, an offer he couldn’t refuse.

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So, post coitus I’m pretty sure, they hear the sound of screams and chainsaws so they come running out to help, distracting Jed and allowing Heather to make a break for it.

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They non-killers that are still alive manage to make it to their van and they try to make a break for it. They go speeding up to the closed gate that helps keep out the riffraff and since there’s no time to stop and enter the gate code, Mr. cheating boyfriend/driver decides to crash the gate because that’s what everyone in TV and movies does. But the driver is black and this is Texas so I assume the gate is racist and therefore the van crashes into, but not through, the gate. Hahaha! Wasn’t expecting that. So now they have to get the gate open which gives Leatherface time to catch up just in time for them to drive off but also giving him a chance to slash through one of the tires. He isn’t letting these people drive off, he lived through that humiliation once dammit! So now the van flips and crashes, driver is now dead,  slutty friend unconscious and assumed dead, Heather, not dead, runs into the woods and comes across a county fair going on (oh yeah the fair was mentioned in passing earlier).

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So a chainsaw-wielding dude strolls through the fair unnoticed… oh wait, no, the cops see it, call it in, and now they know that Jed survived the original fire.

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Somehow, not really important, Heather gets to the cops and Leatherface disappears back to the house.

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Heather describes her ordeal to the cops, including the Sheriff and Mayor, who were at the family massacre years earlier, and they have a heated debate about how to proceed. The Mayor orders one of the cops to enter the house and track down and kill Jed, Hilarity ensues, including one of the more pleasantly surprising deaths in the movie (I won’t spoil it for you but I was pretty surprised!). So while the officer is checking out the house… by himself… like an idiot, Heather is left in an interview room while the Sheriff and Mayor are using Face-time to see what the lonely police officer is seeing inside the house. In the waiting room with Heather is an evidence box containing all of the information related to the incidents at the Sawyer house and what the posse and, more importantly her adoptive parents, did to Heather’s family. Heather sneaks out of the police station and runs into the young, good-looking cop from earlier. Remember how that didn’t work out so well before? Well it doesn’t work out well this time either. The cop ends up taking Heather to an old slaughter house to help bait Leatherface into showing up.

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Everyone (Sheriff, Mayor, pretty boy cop, Jed, and Heather) all converge on the slaughterhouse and the climax of the film is another showdown where they try to kill the killer. Lots of gruesome footage here and a neat ending that may surprise some.

Gore:

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Plenty of good stuff. Hooks and chainsaws and whatnot.

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Sex:

Only implied. There’s no hot nudity, just some good-lookin’ scantily clad people.

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All in all…

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A much better sequel than I had anticipated, Texas Chainsaw was fun, had some great gory effects and even a few genuine, non-jump scare, surprises.

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– Rabid Fox

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Evil Dead (2013) -Review by Chris Webb

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Hello horror aficionados. Everyone knows that I feel there is no need for remakes. I appreciate what new writers and directors can create. Bringing fresh ideas to the horror table. I’m delighted when these newcomers can think ‘outside the box’, entertained by what they can construct out of relatively original ideas rather than clever or not so clever cash cow remakes.

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On my death bed I will continue to say Evil Dead 2, as it is, will always be the best horror movie of all time! (it is).

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That being said I did enjoy the new versions of Nightmare on Elm Street and the Texas Chainsaw reboots. I did not dig the remake of Psycho, because well, it totally sucked balls!

Touching our precious Evil Dead, I felt that was going way too far. It’s practically statutory rape. However Sam Rami did what Wes Craven, Toby Hooper, and Clive Barker did, they sold out, hopefully for millions. Can you blame them? No.

So I reluctantly watched the Evil Dead (2013). I tried to keep an open mind, stubbornly, but I did. And you know what?

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I FREAKING LOVED IT!

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The cast for the revision of Evil Dead, to its credit, was hand picked by Sam Rami and Bruce Campbell.

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They chose no famous actors, which I love, and then covered them with blood.

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The writers changed the names, changed the hero, changed the story a bit, creating new problems for the characters to face, gave it a whole new twist, vicious new death scenes, priceless stuff.

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The Evil Dead fans, even jaded ones like I was, should grin ear to ear.

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They didn’t forget the gore fans. All the gorehounds will chow down on the blood caked buffet served up in this flick.

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Did I want to hate it? Yes. Did I hate it? Nope, I loved it.

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Great tip of the hat to Mr. Rami’s iconic ideas trudging on into the 2010s.

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I give it four decapitated thumbs way up!

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-I’m Chris Webb and I approve this message.

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Maniac (2012) -review by Chea

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Franck Khalfoun’s remake of the 1980s original,

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A third generations mannequin restoration shop owner Frank (Elijah Wood) is a delusional cereal killer with serious mother issues.

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Suffering from chronic migraines, and manic depression he has ravenous blood lust episodes of stalking and uncontrollably killing women which he then scalps.

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He staples the hair to his mannequins who, he hallucinates, to be alive and antagonizing him.

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He becomes obsessed with a French photographer named Anna who photographs mannequins for an art exhibit.

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You can guess how that pans out.

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This movie is very visual and whimsical with many dream sequences and flashbacks of him as a child watching his mother and her string of men and drug abuse.

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I give it 4 stars. I think it’s much better than the original and really takes you down the path of a maniac. Through their eyes. It has a great soundtrack as well. 

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-Chae

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The Mummy (1959) -review by the Director

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The gist:

Some zealous archaeologists are hacking into Egyptian ruins looking for the 4,000-year-old tomb of remarkably caucasian looking princess Ananka. Angry Mehemet Bay with his intimidating fez hat warns the explorers that all they will find is death by desecrating sacred graves.

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The revenge:

Stephen Banning, who’s dream has always been to locate the tomb of Ananka, finds the priestess sepulcher. The tomb looks like a stereotypical Egyptian Hollywood set. It’s remarkably well preserved probably because it was just built with plywood and paint.

Stephen enterers the tomb and screams, he falls on Ananka’s coffin. His friend Mr. Whemple and son John (Peter Cushing) find the poor bastard in a sad state of lunacy. A condition he stays in for the next three years.

Mehemet is pissed. Being the self appointed ‘humble’ servant of Ananka’s god he curses the three explorers who found and moved Ananka’s coffin and body to the British Museum.

Here we get a back story. The High Priest Kharis (Christopher Lee) is performing prodigious burial rites. The back story of ancient Egypt is returned to several times as the mystery is exposed.

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Mehemet calls for the ancient guardian (who is a mummy) to kill the trespassers of Ananka’s sepulcher. Who is this Mummy? As the mystery unfolds we will find out. The Mummy journeys to England via Fed Ex. He gets to work quickly killing Stephen Banning and his fellow explorer friend Joesph Whemple. John Banning begins to investigate. He finds Mehemet in England. He uncovers a forbidden concupiscence between the long dead High priest Kharis and princess priestess Ananka. Will John Banning die at the hands of the Mummy? Who controls the mummy? How the hell can the Mummy be stopped?

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You will have to watch the movie.

On the good side I enjoyed the sets in England. I enjoyed how powerful the Mummy was. He violently bashed through iron grates and large locked doors. (Interestingly the doors to the mansion were supposed to be made to break away when the Mummy crashes through them. The doors were not, they are regular doors. Christopher Lee to his credit bashes through the doors and breaks his shoulder, he never breaks character despite his injury. Lee is a tough and devoted actor!) The Mummy could be shot many times, be stabbed with a large spear, and never loose his volition of vengeance. Christopher Lee is always the superlative actor and the camera loves him. I watched this film mainly because Christopher Lee was in it.

On the negative side the sets in Egypt were a sad sight. They should have looked far more dilapidated by thousands of years of decay. It was enough to be distracting. The movie, much like the classic wolfman couldn’t escape its 1950s dated feel. Not so much with the lead actors, but all the supporting cast looked straight out of the 50s including Anank’s doppelgänger Isobel (Yvonne Furneaux). She especially looked dated. I only found this negative because it takes away from the timelessness that the film could and should have aspired to.

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Gore:

Gunshots, stabs, chokings, an off screen tongue removal, mass murder, all PG, 1950s violence.

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Sex:

A quick peek of Ananka’s naked side during her embalming. Just a cruel tease.

Directing:

Terence Fisher is a prodigious director. He is especially noted for his work on Hammer horror films. He didn’t seem to have much of a style other than he favors large encompassing shots. This allows you to watch wherever you want whether you are looking at a large room in a mansion or a crowded pub.

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I loved the scenes with the murky pond. A fog rolled over the opaque bog. The Mummy slowly creeps out of it. His wrappings caked in filth. It looked fantastic.

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The Wrap:

The Mummy is iconic classic horror. It is something all horror fans should see. It’s a trip down heritage lane. Is it worth running out to see it? No, I don’t think so. It’s a movie I’d recommend when you are in the right frame of mind for a classic film. There is something therapeutic about watching classic horror. One can unwind and soak in the nostalgia. If you are not in the right frame of mind, or you force yourself to watch it. I’m sure this exercise will backfire and you will get bored watching an old film that seems slow paced, dated, and tedious.
I would certainly recommend this so anyone obsessed with Christopher Lee. Though his role here is very character driven, he doesn’t have the ability to take many artistic liberties as high priest Kharis. not like when he plays a warlock, a wizard, a sith lord, a vampire, etc.

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In his other role during the Mummy he is great. What is his other role? You’ll have to see the movie.

-the Director

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Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 review by Rabid Fox

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Story:

This film picks up right after the events in the first film. There’s a brief aside/flashback that shows us the human origin of Hellraiser’s signature monster – Pinhead – but I’ll get back to that later. The film properly opens with Kirsty (the survivor from the first film) in a psychiatric institute due to the traumas of part I which include, but are not limited to, being hit on by a salacious uncle who happens to be wearing her father’s skin, and being stalked by creatures from Hell bent on dragging her down for an eternity of sado-masochistic “delights”.

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So I guess some people might not have the mental fortitude to take that in stride and carry on with their lives.

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Kirsty is made to recount her tale to the police and the psychiatrists and while tales of Cenobites and puzzle boxes and the dead coming back to life don’t really mean much to the cops, the psychiatrist Dr. Channard is intrigued. Channard’s assistant Kyle is also interested in Kirsty but not because of her batshit crazy story (wink, wink). Dr. Channard takes possession of the bloody mattress found at the house from the first movie and raises the suspicions of Kyle who decides to do some snooping.

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He finds in Dr. Channard’s study a whole slew of creepy items including several puzzle boxes and other paraphernalia that would indicate that even if Kirsty’s story were b.s. someone else believes in it too.

Kyle witnesses Dr. Channard offering up one of the mental patients as a sacrifice to the bloody mattress which, as it turns out, is a great portal for Julia (Kirsty’s wicked stepmother) to return from Hell.

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There’s a lot of creepy eroticism between Channard and the skinless, but no-less seductive, Julia and a good montage of victims being sacrificed to bring Julia back to full form (similar to how she sacrificed people to bring Frank back in the first film).

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While all this is going on, Kirsty is having visions where she thinks her father is begging for help to escape from Hell. She befriends another patient (Tiffany) who, lucky for everyone, is a puzzle-solving savant.

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The Kirsty and Julia stories converge when the puzzle box is used to take us back to the magical land of Puzzle Box Hell. Julia didn’t really need to convince Channard that he wanted to visit, he was pretty much primed from the get go. And Kirsty took the opening as an excuse to try to find and rescue her father. It’s pretty much just Tiffany that has no interest in going to Hell (go figure) and just wants to sit in her semi-catatonic state and solve puzzles. Is that too much to ask for? Yep!

Now we get to see who has been manipulated this whole time and by whom:

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– Channard: even though he really wanted to see what the mystery of the box was all about, he’s been offered up as a sacrifice by Julia in a move that should surprise no one.

– Kirsty: actually, sort of a surprise but a neat payoff. Turns out that lecherous old uncle Frank has been using Kirsty to try to get himself back out of the box again.

Now why all the manipulation?

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Julia: in a great bit of character evolution, Julia has been transformed from lustful temptress to full-on religious zealot. She’s now a follower of Leviathan, the dark “god” at the center of Puzzle Box Hell. She’s out farming for souls and Channard is a great offering.

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Frank: this is pretty much just Frank being Frank. Hell-box sucks and Frank wants out. Frank is the one-trick pony of Hellraiser.

So now we see Channard converted into Cenobite (and boy howdy does he love that new role!) and for some reason he thinks it necessary to kick the other Cenobites’ asses and assert himself as the new leader. Maybe Hell is like prison and the new guy just needs to take on the biggest guy so nobody else will fuck with him? Either way, we get Pinhead versus Channard as a nice little break from the rest of the film’s goings on.

And that gives us a chance to discuss a side item. In the first film we’re meant to think that Cenobites are a species of their own, hellspawn that have always been and always shall be. Pinhead even comments in this one that the Cenobites are some otherworldly creatures. It’s Kirsty that convinces them that they were once people and as they realize that we get to see our Cenobite pals revert (at least for now) to their previous human forms which gives everyone else a chance to run off and attend to their affairs (i.e. getting out of the box).

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The end wraps up nicely, with devils getting their due and the good “guys” getting to keep their souls for now.

Random thoughts:

I love the Julia character! Her arc really continues strongly in this one and I love her line about going from wicked step mother to evil queen. Well done, ma’am.

The Channard character really deserves his trip to the box. There’s a great shot where you see his schizoid patients all bed-bound and working out all this other collected boxes. Brilliant! This guy is an evil bastard worthy of the series.

Cenobites are people… PEOPLE! I thought I would be irked by this but it’s actually not a terrible idea. I would liken it to angels; do “good” people who die become angels or just dead spirits with wings? There were angels before people so maybe there are “real” Cenobites and then these post-human entities as well. It’s a big universe so maybe they can shed some light on it one day.

I enjoyed that Tiffany and, to a lesser extent, Kirsty, actually got better after going to Hell 🙂

All in all this was a pretty good follow-up to the first film!

Rating 4 out of 5

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-Rabid Fox

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Second Opinion:

I had to chime in since this, like Hellraiser, is one of my favorite movies. Hellbound also does a great job through montages reminds us what we saw in the first film. Hellbound especially shows some of the best scenes from Hellraise like Julia’s husband Larry getting torn apart.

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Hellbound is also extremely gory. Make sure you seen the Unrated version. The R rated version has some of the gore cut out. Two scenes in particular are Channard’s transformation into a Cenobite and Channard’s going a bad doctor on his patients in the psych ward. It’s brutal, he rips them apart, for me that is part of the terror of Hellbound. I remember as a teen, pre-CGI, cringing at some of those scenes. That was back before I was desensitized, but wow I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first saw Hellbound. Just like I remember where and what I was doing when the first plane flew into tower 1 of the World Trade Center. Channard’s transformation branded into my longterm memory. This film had quite the impact on me back in the day. Hellraiser: Hellbound II is a nostalgic film for me. I would give Hellbound 5 stabs. I’ll acquiesce and we’ll give it a 4 stab, Highly Recommended. I would say HH2 is a MUST SEE, but chances are you already have. I hope you enjoyed Fox’s review because he brought out some fantastic plot points. This is why Hellbound is such a great squeal. It takes great elements from the first film and brings them back in a great way and further explores the story and Clive Barker’s mythology. This unfortunately is where some of the later Hellraiser sequels fall short (where Pinhead only makes cameos).

Really, if you like the Hellraiser Mythos the comics are a great place to go as well. The comic series is great. I only recently read some of them. What I saw was really cool.

-The Director.

Tales from the Hood review by Rabid Fox

Anthology of Interest* Part I: Tales from the Hood (1995)

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*Yes, this title has been cribbed from Futurama.

The Frame: A trio of young gang members shows up at Simms Funeral Home looking for a stash of drugs. As the eccentric Mr. Simms leads the guys through the funeral home to the drug stash, he shares stories about some of his recent “guests”.

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1. Rogue Cop Revelation 

A group of corrupt cops murder a local black politician/anti-corruption activist and plant drugs on the body to help discredit and tarnish the memory of the victim. A rookie black cop who was also on the scene and witnessed the brutality ends up washed out and guilt-ridden from not standing up to his colleagues. The now former cop has a vision of the victim who beckons “bring them to me.” The corrupt cops and the washed out former cop return to the victim’s grave on the anniversary of his murder. The victim emerges from the grave to take bloody revenge on the cops. This tale ends with the washed out cop in a mental ward having been blamed for the murder of the other cops.

2. Boys Do Get Bruised

A little boy named Walter shows up to school with bruises one day, blaming it on a “monster”. His concerned teacher keeps an eye on things and notices more bruises. Meanwhile, one day Walter, afraid of a class bully, stays in rather than going to the playground with the rest of the class and draws a picture of said bully; when Walter crumples up the picture the bully collapses in pain (huzzah!). After continued strange behaviors, the concerned teacher goes to Walter’s house to chat with the mom. During the visit, mom’s boyfriend comes home and loses his shit. Turns out he’s the “monster” and he starts beating up on everyone. Thankfully, mom knows about Walter’s little gift and encourages him to use it. Mr. Monster gets a portrait which gets quickly crumpled, smashed and burned by Walter. Bye bye Mr. Monster 🙂

3. KKK Comeuppance

A southern politician Duke Metger (likely fashioned after David Duke – Klan ties and all) has the ire of many local groups due to his racist history and his ballsy decision to put his office in an old slave plantation. The plantation is also home to a large portrait of a former slave (and voodoo aficionado) and her dolls. The dolls come out of the painting one by one, treating Metger’s associates (and Metger at the last) to grisly deaths.

4. Hard-core Convert

This is an interesting story about a gang banger, Crazy K, who gets shot after an altercation with some rival gang members. As the cops arrive on scene they take out all the gang members. K, however, survives the shooting only to get arrested and sentenced to life. He gets transferred to a special treatment area where the attendees put Crazy K through some intense treatments to try to elicit compassion/remorse from the killer for all his previous crimes, especially the black-on-black crimes. There’s some intense imagery and K is told that he’s no better than Klansmen or other white-on-black criminals and that the black community cannot survive if this type of crime continues. A remorseless K then finds himself back on the street right after being shot. He dies having passed up his chance at redemption.

End Frame: This is basically the cherry on top for this anthology sundae. I don’t wanna give up all the goodies for you!

Overall: I love horror anthologies! This movie’s title was clever to give a nod to other famous anthologies/series like Tales from the Darkside and Tales from the Crypt. Hood also has plenty of socially-relevant messages for the time it was made, continuing the conversation from more serious films like Do the Right Thing and Boyz n the Hood. Rod Serling, George Romero, and others have also shown that Horror is actually a great forum for social commentary even (or especially) hot topics like racism and bigotry. If you like your blood and gore to have heart/substance you certainly can’t go wrong here!

-Rabid Fox

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